insanity at its finest // phan au
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Last published Sun, Feb 12, 2017
Dan laughed and pulled Phil into his arms where Phil joined in the laugher. Soon it had changed from a happy chuckle to a insane snicker, both boys crumbling into each other's arms in a fit of giggles. "We're insane!" Phil said in excitement.
"The maddest out there." Dan replied, pinning Phil to the ground. "What can we do with this newfound power?"
"I don't know, kill?" Phil smirked.
"Sounds like a plan." Dan replied before kissing Phil and smiling against his lips. "I can't wait to kill with you."
"Me too."
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triggers:
; self/inflicted harm - will have a warning written before. stay safe frens
; death is a prominent part of this. if you don't do well with murders or passings, please do not read this.
; foul language
; sexual scenes
**previously titled criminals in love**
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