Self Solving

You know those stories about high schools, where the girl gets bullied, then a boy stops it and they fall in love and it's a happily ever after? Well, this story is nothing like that. So let me introduce myself, I'm Jeff. I have a decent length of black hair. And I don't really like hanging out with the girls at my school, come to think about it, I don't really have friends to hangout with. I'm a loner that's never really lonely. And yeah I know, my parents gave me a guy name...either they were very drunk when they chose it, or they just straight up didn't care. The thing is, I really like my name. But the other girls at school don't. Well since you know a little bit about me, let's get on to the story shall we?