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the Pastel Goth and the Parkour Geek (Homestuck)

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We all know these Homestuck fanfics that we usually see. 'Cool kid' Dave, 'nerd/loser' John, but what if it's the other way around?

Meet John Egbert, a popular, charistmatic boy who does parkour in his free time.
Meet Kameron Vantas, a ginger teen with the BEST resting bitch face.
Meet Simon Captor, the blonde, sorta cool hacker and possible crush...?
Meet Ambrose/Aleksei Maksim Strider, my older brother and guardian.

Now meet me.
I'm Dave/Dmitri Pavel Strider. I'm a pastel goth who lives, or, uh... LIVED in Houston, Texas. Problems ensued when everyone around you are judgemental shits, so Bro decided we should move. To Washington.
Oh yeah, you're probably wondering about our names, right? Well, our mom was Russian, our dad Texan. More will be explained later on.
But, uh... Yeah, when you move, things don't change at once. It takes time. Exactly what happens around me and Bro.
So... Read and find out.
This is my story, how I met the Parkour Geek and his friends.All Rights Reserved

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BETA MINE (mxm || lgbtq) by notbackingdown

"A mate will love you and only you. No other can compare to you and he or she will treasure you above all and everything in the world," mommy says to me as she kissed my forehead. I sighed dreamily. I can't wait till I find my mate. He'll be perfect and handsome and funny and smart and brave and beautiful and he'll love me... only ever me... and... and... Present This hurts so much. Seeing and hearing and knowing my mate, the one who's supposed to love me above all, me, only me is in love with somebody else. I'd hate him if I could. I'd reject him if I could... I wish I could. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Important My books are written explicitly for a MATURE AUDIENCE 18 YEARS AND OLDER. There will be some instances/scenes/suggestions of sexual acts, crude language, MPREG and will portray gay relationships between males. If you do not enjoy stories of this nature please leave now. I will not condone/defend/accept any sort of attacks on my stories, my characters or myself. It is well within your right to choose what type of entertainment you prefer but I will not be blamed for your curiosity. Read at your own risk. ******************************************************

A Life Made In A Movie. A Very Bad Movie [DAVEKAT] by iicantword2

Karkat Vantas. A very unpopular, short, and short-tempered troll. He tries desperately to make it through his first year in a human school, but with everyone still not fully accepting trolls added on with his so-called 'stupid' blood color, he can't find a single person who understands him, yet. Dave Strider. Maybe one of the most popular guys in the school. Nobody knows why he's always wearing those cool ironic shades of his, and most people want to find out. But Dave himself wants his eyes to stay hidden, and nobody else has ever seen them. He thinks that if anyone did, they would make fun of him and his good reputation would immediately disappear. The two, basically opposites, find that they actually might get along and relate to each other. But who knows what a simple sentence could do? (this is my second fanfic and the first homestuck one i've ever written so if the writing sucks don't judge! also none of the art is mine. ships included will most likely be johndave at the beginning, and throughout the fic theres gonna be erisol, rosemary, some jadenep, johndirk, and vrisrezi! if you don't like one or more of these ships deal with it.) (also both of the main sillies are trans if that changes anything. enjoy the fic!!!) (cover art by tgcg on tumblr)

Some Days {COMPLETED} by ofhersuroundings

#139 - possibletrigger #865 - it ----------------------- Y/n = your name, age: 15 Y/d = your dad, age: unknown Jacob = your brother, age: 15 (your twins) Y/l/n = your last name Y/f/n = your full name ______________________________________ ---⚠️warning⚠️ this fanfiction may include swearing, and inappropriate things------- ---------------- You're 15, you're very beautiful, and smart, you know that you are, but you don't admit it, also a lot of people follow you on instagram, you are a huge fan of stranger things, the cast of stranger things, it and the it cast (obviously). Your newest to town, you moved from Québec to here. You've lived in Québec for only a few years, you used to live here, it was your hometown, but you wanted to learn a new language because you were fascinated with different languages and culture, you don't really like that stuff anymore... When you were younger, you had a pretty rough memory from stuff that happened in this town, you know with your mom and some other brutal stuff that you don't like to talk about...

My Knight in Shining Armor (( A Davekat Fanfiction )) by 83773R_0FF_D34D

Karkat: "I, Karkat Vantas, have a fucked up home life. Sometimes I wonder why my life turned out the way it did, but other times I figure it is because I haven't been the son my mother wanted. Smart, strong, able to socialize.. Like my brother Kankri. He's not here to deal with our father and the abuse now, and it seems it only happened after he left. Oh God, how I wish I could have gone with him." Dave: I really wasn't glad for this move. Who wants to go from Texas to a town in Washington? That was seriously the total opposite of where I was and I, Dave Strider, along with my brother, Dirk, had made such a move. All my life I had been a good kid, as good as sneaking out and strifing on the roof can get. Now, I was a B average student and worked to keep it that way, though by my actions, people would think I flunk every one of my classes.

People Watcher||Multi bxb by jahs_baby

I don't stare. I people watch. I simply enjoy watching people. Seeing how they act around eachother. Seeing how they are in eachothers presence. I just enjoy people. If you watch people, like I do, you'll see just how interesting they actually are. There is this group of boys who always play at the park across the street from my house. And there's always been this one nigga who stood out to me. His name is Stokeley. I've gotten to learn a lot about the rest of the boys too. Like they are all gay, bisexual, pansexual, or asexual. Symere is obsessed with PopTarts and the devil and Jordan is obsessed with Symere. Michael and Jarad basically claimed eachother but aint datin. Nahmir and Taymor have a real cute relationship goin on. Diego loves Kimetrius but Metri's so oblivious. Omar and Gazzy have a bipolar as fuck relationship. One minute they'll be yellin and fightin and the next they'll be makin out. Jay and Cordae. I ain't know a lot bout them cause they barley ever hang out with the guys. The only thing you need to know about Gus is he's a loner but a pretty chill guy. And finally Stokeley. I know so much about him but I ain't gon list them cause that would take forever. But the most important thing you need to know is I've been watching them play at the park for the past 4 years of my life. And I never knew why. ---- THIS IS ONE OF MY FIRST BOOKS ON HERE AND ITS KINDA BAD. I MIGHT UNPUBLISH TO RE WRITE BUT IM NOT SURE. DONT JUDGE MY WRITING OFF OF THIS :(

You Smell...Good by sexy_pistachio

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Hacked IInto my heart ( davesol ) by erisolshipper

DaveXSollux (Applebees) Sollux's parents died when he was young, leaving him and his adopted sister, Aradia to survive on their own. To survive, Sollux is a criminal. He hacks into bank systems, stealing all he can. Aradia, addicted to adventure and addicted to this new idea of stealing, make him go too far. They both end up running, but only one was able to get away.. Dave lived with his older brother Dirk. He was in love until Terezi broke his heart. Heart broken, Dave tries to calm down... Until he hears gunshots... Meeting a new face, and making a new friend.. Maybe possibly more than that? I don't own anything of Homestuck. Homestuck and its characters belong to Andrew Hussie, except for the idea of this fanfic. I hope you all enjoy!

The Other Guy (BoyxBoy) ✔️ by geekiechicforall13

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(DaveJohn) Only You Can Help Me (DISCONTINUED) by KiwiTiger24

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Its All Started As Child Play by jack_the_loser

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BETA MINE (mxm || lgbtq)

"A mate will love you and only you. No other can compare to you and he or she will treasure you above all and everything in the world," mommy says to me as she kissed my forehead. I sighed dreamily. I can't wait till I find my mate. He'll be perfect and handsome and funny and smart and brave and beautiful and he'll love me... only ever me... and... and... Present This hurts so much. Seeing and hearing and knowing my mate, the one who's supposed to love me above all, me, only me is in love with somebody else. I'd hate him if I could. I'd reject him if I could... I wish I could. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Important My books are written explicitly for a MATURE AUDIENCE 18 YEARS AND OLDER. There will be some instances/scenes/suggestions of sexual acts, crude language, MPREG and will portray gay relationships between males. If you do not enjoy stories of this nature please leave now. I will not condone/defend/accept any sort of attacks on my stories, my characters or myself. It is well within your right to choose what type of entertainment you prefer but I will not be blamed for your curiosity. Read at your own risk. ******************************************************