the Pastel Goth and the Parkour Geek (Homestuck)

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We all know these Homestuck fanfics that we usually see. 'Cool kid' Dave, 'nerd/loser' John, but what if it's the other way around?

Meet John Egbert, a popular, charistmatic boy who does parkour in his free time.
Meet Kameron Vantas, a ginger teen with the BEST resting bitch face.
Meet Simon Captor, the blonde, sorta cool hacker and possible crush...?
Meet Ambrose/Aleksei Maksim Strider, my older brother and guardian.

Now meet me.
I'm Dave/Dmitri Pavel Strider. I'm a pastel goth who lives, or, uh... LIVED in Houston, Texas. Problems ensued when everyone around you are judgemental shits, so Bro decided we should move. To Washington.
Oh yeah, you're probably wondering about our names, right? Well, our mom was Russian, our dad Texan. More will be explained later on.
But, uh... Yeah, when you move, things don't change at once. It takes time. Exactly what happens around me and Bro.
So... Read and find out.
This is my story, how I met the Parkour Geek and his friends.