Jane Blonde (Slow Updates)

"The name is Jane, Jane Blonde and you can think I'm a blonde numpty until you're bound like a hog and on your back before you can use any of your cheesy pick up lines." Jane is your typical, run of the mill spy. She goes on secret missions and even drives expensive cars. Jane has learned from an early age that perfect and talented girls get second chances and girls like her don't. On a scale of average teenage girl to James Bond, she's pretty close to James Bond. But, that's only because her family abandoned her and dumped her into the hands of her uncle Max who works for the EIE (Espionage Institute of England). Add in some emotional trauma, a beautiful girl, and a dash of crazy and you'll get Jane Blonde. After all, she is the best at what she does.

But what happens when her mission is to capture a boy who is totally hot, available, and her age?