13 parts Ongoing Congratulations, reader. You've just opened the weirdest book on the shelf. Inside, you'll find horror stories that make your spine itch, love stories that make you question your last relationship, and comedy that's so dumb it might actually be genius. Or not. We don't know.
This book has no consistent theme, no guiding moral, and absolutely zero concern for your emotional stability. One story might be about a man falling in love with a toaster. The next? A sentient puddle planning global domination. After that? A heartbreaking tale about two ghosts arguing over who gets the haunted bathroom.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll scream "what the hell did I just read?" and then keep reading anyway.
Think of this book like a cursed vending machine. You don't know what you're going to get but it's definitely not gluten-free.
Welcome to the chaos. You've been warned
(I really just lack the creativity to write long novels so it's just a series of short stories like love death robots)
