Jess and I Get Adopted.

Erg, first imagine...

"You. Get over here." The adoption lady pointed to me. "This is your new dad." She gestured to the man in a fedora and glasses.

"Holy shit! Your Patrick Stump!" The lady smacked me for my choice of words. "I love your band!"

"Come on kid, let's get you home." He said to me smiling. Holy mother of fuck! I was getting adopted by Patrick Fucking Stump.

So yeah, perdy much.

THANKS JESS.