ケツを食ベる!! (tsukishima x yamaguchi)

Tsukishima is a canonically smart character. But, for this fic, we dumb him down into your average teenage boy with a crush on this boy he once deemed uncool. Yamagucci is an up-and-coming rapper, viral on the Internet for his single hit called "Starry-Eyed". The two go to the same school, and Tsukishima is constantly lurking in the shadows of his old friend's talent. However, on one fateful day when the two are forced into making a Sicc™ beat by Tsukishima's older brother, who -- for some convenient reason -- just so happens to be a Hot and Fresh music producer, they find out that maybe Yamagucci isn't as swag and fresh as his music suggests. Tsukishima might just magically become smart again with his Suave words. All we know is that the next single Yamagucci is to release is in his native tongue and might just be about someone else's.