Summary: An Austin Powers AU in which Charles is the international man of mystery Austin Powers and Erik is Dr. Evil, aka Dr. Magneto. At some point during their... date... vague memories of supersecret evil plan flashed for a moment in Erik's mind and he instantly gasped, pulling away from making out with his hot nemesis. "Charles! Charles, wait! I have a huge missile and I need to unload it right now!" Charles moaned. "Yes! Yes, I want your huge missile!" he gasped with pleasure and pulled Erik into his arms. ... Oh, well. Screw world domination! This is groovy, baby! Notes: This is a silly little ridiculous thing I came up with at 2 am instead of sleeping. The characters are not necessarily... in character... But it is a crazy universe so just relax and enjoy yourself :)