The (Mis)Adventures of Wallace the Lion

This story was inspired by the 60's monologue Wallace the lion and Albert and could be described as a sequel to that, although it is a unique story in it's own right.

Still stuck in Blackpool Zoo Wallace has a distinct hatred of cloth caps following an incident involving a young boy named Albert, who, sporting a cloth cap and carrying a stick, poked the lion in the ear. As a result Albert met an unfortunate end and now Wallace observes two elderly gents approaching his cage, both of whom are wearing the same type of cloth cap, and both are carrying sticks. Wallace already hated them with every fibre of his fur.