The Mother of All Clichés
Zapalia
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Zapalia
Ongoing, First published Aug 08, 2016
Mature
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DISCLAIMER: We apologize in advance for any cancer this story may cause due to overexposure to clichéness. Please keep in mind that we will not be held responsible for any mental trauma caused by this piece of literature (*cough* shit *cough*) .  

Side effects of reading this book include:
- Puking
- Diarrhea
- Infectious retardation
- Loss of chromosomes
- Loss of neurons
- Permanent brain damage
- Infectious Criticism Obsession Disease
- Necrosis
- Mental Leprosy
- Pica
- Extreme pain due to radiation exposure
- Radiation poisoning
- Micropsia
- Walking corpse syndrome 
- Suicidal tendencies
- Jumping frenchman disorder
- Exploding head syndrome
- Several flesh eating diseases
- Spontaneous combustion
- Necrotizing Fasciitis
- Alien hand syndrome
- Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva
- Porphyria
- Cronkhite-Canada Syndrome
- Parry-Romberg Syndrome
- Lamprey Disease
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