Rambling Along
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Last published Wed, Jan 31, 2018
This ain't a Bible it's a Goddamn satire. Take your special snowflake ass, comfort zone loving ass out of my Satanic server. Swearing is allowed and encouraged.
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i do not own any of the characters in this story they belong to there rightful owners and you belong to you. i am not good with description's so i suggest you read it, it's is a good story and reader discretion is advised that there is violence and swearing in this story. This is a transfer from my other account here on wattpad and the account name was @ShirleyCarpenter so please do not report this i am just transfering it over to this account because i can't log on with my facebook account sorry for the inconvenience.
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