Friends With Psychos
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Last published Sat, Jan 2, 2021
In the beginning you are a normal girl who just turned 29 and is out for your birthday. And on your day out you meet Harley Quinn along with her puddin' the Joker. You eventually start talking to them and become friends.
Thing is, you don't stay the normal girl you are for long.
(I hope you like it. The first part will be describing who you are and what you look like currently. Remember you won't stay that way for long. Oh and I will be using my name, but you can change it in your head)
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