Too Weird To Live
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Last published Wed, Jul 4, 2018
A sneak peek inside the minds of two insanely weird girls ;-)
Series of weird ass mini stories
Enter at your own risk :-)
Warning: Content in this story will be weird and have minimal sense. Also, dirty scenes, strong language, and shiz
Enjoy :-D
(If you get the title reference, I love you)
*The Ren and Stimpy Show is one of the weirdest shows I can think of😂 and to think it's a children's show. Plus, Ren and Stimpy represents Oreo and I so well 😂 I'm Ren, the psychotic chihuahua and Stimpy is Oreo, the dimwitted cat *
~@missmisty-eye
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