Panda Fur

Sending Message:

Coconut-Tits, do you really have to message me at this time? I'm kind of busy tending to my panda fur.

New Message:

You indirectly admitted to staring at my breasts.

Sending Message:

So what if I did? I'm jealous. Your chest is like a fucking hill. Or a mountain. Meanwhile, my girls resemble a valley. So flat, they're inverted.

New Message:

That's not true.

Sending Message:

So you've been secretly eye-raping my lack of rack? You're as guilty as I am!

New Message:

Go shave your panda of its fur.

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An adorably crazy jumble of texts and dialogue between superstitious zoo-worker Lily, and painfully straight Georgia, takes them to unimaginable levels of their newfound friendship. Follow the girls as Georgia opens up about her boyfriend, Lily goes animal ghost-hunting and they spend midnight conversations talking about... Panda Fur?

Seriously. It could be worse than Ass Milk.

A lot worse.

[PG13: frequent profanities, contains gxg kissing gifs, EVEN MORE moderate indirect sexual content/references and of course, double the amount of those sexy gAy RaInBoWs]