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comedy fiction humor shortstory teen youngadult

Jeff Meyer's wife left him, he's heavily in debt, and near homelessness. The only way to better his life is by going to prison. Of course, Jeff doesn't want to go to maximum security with the murderers and rapists. He's only hoping for cushy minimum, where they allow you to watch TV and take naps.

To get there, he'll have to commit just the right amount of crime to be locked up behind... whatever minimum contains you with. Probably not bars. Unfortunately, getting arrested is not one of his strengths.

Against impeccable odds, every crime Jeff commits has unintended benefits, transforming him into more of a hero than a criminal. If he doesn't start being more careful, he's more likely to wind up with the key to the city than having a place to sleep. After all, being a hero doesn't pay for groceries.All Rights Reserved

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