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If you need to talk to a lady, go ask your mom!

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Based off of the picture. A one-shot on what might have happened if Bayonetta decided to use her taunt on the Children of the Smash Tournaments.
Picture and the Smash Bros. franchise does not belong to me.Creative Commons (CC) Attribution

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