Great Comebacks
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if you're ever in a situation where you need a great comeback, I've got your back!
none of these are mine, I found them off the internet and I thought they were funny enough to make a short book of comebacks you could use!
and I would also like to apologize before hand incase there are any comebacks that you may find insulting or rude, I understand and I would appreciate it if you would not send any hate!
This is supposed to be funny!
thank you, and enjoy!!
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