Jokes on You
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Last published Mon, Sep 5, 2016
"Jokes on you then isn't it?" I sigh, he thinks he can come at me with his attitude as bad as that, he's changed so much I don't know who he is.
"Trust me sweetheart I got all the jokes" he smirks stepping closer I can feel the heat from his body, I can feel my cheeks blowing to flames he knows how to intimidate me no matter what situation we're in. I feel his arm wrap around my waist grabbing me closer to his torso.
"You know I'll show you my best joke again..you've missed it,it's written all...over your face" he whispers, sending shivers down my spine when it comes to our pleasure he knows exactly how to treat me.
Jared and his girlfriend have a very varied relationship, this story explores very sexual content and R rated scenes which is only for mature readers please enjoy!
(I'm very bad at descriptions trust me I've put a lot of work into this so yeah read if you want! This is also inspired by a close friend because she wrote a imagine about him and it was lit)
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