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The Fucking Windowipers (SUPERNATURAL)

strawberrysawedoff

Reads 721
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Parts 31
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Reads 721
Votes 40
Parts 31
Time 6m

strawberrysawedoff

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((ORIGINALLY SPN RANDOM CRAP))
This haunting story follows the fucking crazy yet absolutely cringe  journeys of Sma and Nead Windowwipers, two brothers who face an increasingly danker landscape as they hunt memes. After losing their mother to a literal fucking campfire,the brothers were raised by their douchebag father as Thot Patrol Soldiers who track Anime Weebs and R/Niceguys. Erotic memories and a-very-broken-gay-secret-relationship add additional burdens on Sma and Nead as they look at all things that go rat-a-tat-tat in the night. As old punchlines and over used jokes are rendered useless and the author forgets about the book, the brothers must rely on each other as they encounter new memes.


Started on 8/14/2016
Ended on __/__/____
#857 in horror on 10/07/2017 (damn)

(Old/First Bio: (This book has a 10/10 rating from 4 people (jk) and an amazing storyline 👌(also jk) and snoop ice cream for everyone. •smoke weed everyday•))All Rights Reserved

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