Ridiculous Cliche Moments
vaniteux
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  • Reads 8,064
  • Votes 222
  • Parts 11
  • Time 17m
vaniteux
Ongoing, First published Sep 06, 2013
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Are you getting irritated by the point you want to pull your hair out? Tired of the same,same plot? overused lines by guys and girls? Well here's the book that will make you laugh your heart out. 
I rant with the most ridiculous cliche moments. :) 

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