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The Chronicles of Crimson and Ash

How_Do_I_Life_1250

Reads 54
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Parts 2
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Reads 54
Votes 6
Parts 2
Time 7m

How_Do_I_Life_1250

Mature

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In a modern day world, living can be tough for a witch and a seven ton dragon. However, that doesn't stop them from being dumbasses and making stupid mistakes. Follow the dumbest assassins as they work in an obese ridden, politically driven country, known as the United States of America!All Rights Reserved

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