Parker didn't expect to be woken from her deep sleep by loud noises and bright flashes. Parker didn't expect to find an intruder rummaging through all the cabinets in her kitchen in search for god knows what. She also didn't expect to grow so close to the odd young man from another planet that had caused and done those exact things. Warning: this work of fiction will contain plenty of swearing, innuendos, and smut. If you don't like it, don't read it.