I Have a Pet Named Peeved
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Last published Fri, Jan 20, 2012
So, you've seen the rants around, and I thought I would share my own. Many people don't seem to understand the need for a writer to vent. Hopefully, this will provide some insights. It will contain profanity, sarcasm, bad jokes, and will most likely be mean. It will be blunt, it will be crass. It will be....my kind of rant.
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