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Joker X Reader: The Dirty Joke

CookiezAndCreme

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Reads 149,191
Votes 2,894
Parts 27
Time 1h 19m

CookiezAndCreme

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Joker X Female Reader, WARNING! For Mature Audiences. 
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After Harleen Quinzel had cheated on Joker, he was furious. He left Harley, and told her never to come back. Her betray with Ivy was devastating, or at least. One would have thought so,  Joker seemed to be hurt for only a week. Then it was as if Harley never exists, He continues on his mayhem alone. At least in till he met.....you, he became obsessed, he had lost sight of you after getting away from batman. 

But....He swore to find you. And Make. You. HisAll Rights Reserved

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