Long-lost Annoyances

Do you have a long-lost twin brother? I do and beleive me when I say that they are no big deal. My brother is a jerk that just so happens to have just realised that I have some... well lets call them 'quirks'. Everything I say is analized by his brain, and turned into worse situation. Hanna is okay, but she always wants me to call her 'Mom', and God help her next time she calls me babydoll. And yet, I have the vaguist suspicion that my proublems have only just begun....