What Did The Sloths Say? //ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Satanic_Sloth
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Satanic_Sloth
Ongoing, First published Aug 15, 2016
Mature
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ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE// The book of the most random shit you'll ever read. One shots, mini stories, preferences, and imagines of all sorts. If you're into annoying hoes, sloths, gold medals, pizza, MLG peeps, druggies, shit cunts, horn dogs, Russian whores, Spanish hoes and a Canadian bitch this book is for you. (;

Lots of fucking swearing in all language. Don't blame shit on us if shit is wrong, Google Translate does dat for us.

Written by the biggest shit-head on earth, also known as @Satanic_Sloth (used to be @basicfandom too but she left me)

Stay slothy hoes, :D
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The Storm between us

27 parts Ongoing

Reign and Rose twins who were separate at the age of 7 because of reign being accused of trying to kill Rose and was sent to a private school for trouble kids. Unknown to her family (besides her mother) she was abused since the day she got there. Imagine her surprise when she is asked to return for her mother funeral. Reign will have face her 5 brothers her twin who doesn't even remember her or what happened and a new baby sibling? All while trying to trust her family and hide her vulnerability Disclaimer: I don't own any images in this story *This story is not edited* *updates every Monday*

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