Funny Jokes And Comebacks
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A book filled with amusing funny come backs and insults.
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Saving Sable
Cover by the love of my life, @kivalori Dawnclaw is the proud mother of five kits, and she loves them dearly. But with five needy kits to look after she doesn't have time to care for them all. It was a mistake. She never meant it to happen. She thought she was a good mother. But when her Sablekit is diagnosed with Reactive Attachment Disorder as a result of emotional neglect, Dawnclaw wants to break in two, knowing that, however unintended, she did this. Now, she must learn to trust her kit, And help him learn to trust her. But there is lilac hatred withering underneath, and when everything turns to dust.. Who will still breathe ?Kumpleto
The Game
🔞🔞🔞 TO-DO LIST BEFORE GRADUATING UNI: ✓ Kiss boyfriend under the stars. ✓ Survive finals. ✓ Don't lose your roommate's trust. ✗ Definitely DON'T kiss your roommate's boyfriend at a party. ✗ Or your roommate. ✗ Or get blackmailed. ✗ Or become part of a secret campus cult that turns heartbreak into entertainment. Olivia just wanted to get through uni with a solid GPA and a relationship that was intact. But one blurry party night changes everything. Suddenly she's in a campus popularity cult. Are there any rules to this? Really questionable Are there any morals? Optional. Anything else needs knowing? The reputations are already unraveling. Alcohol, drugs, language, nudity, sex, violence, suicide
GROWTH
Astrid, fresh out of college and with a diploma still warm in her hands, is ready to take on the world. She's landed a coveted internship at a top-tier tech company, a stepping stone on her path to building her own empire. But between her ambitious dreams and the reality of office life-complete with quirky colleagues, late-night brainstorming sessions, and a surprisingly charming (and infuriating) rival-Astrid's post-grad plan takes a few unexpected detours. Navigating the highs and lows of her new career, she discovers that building a life is a lot like building a business: it requires passion, a little bit of luck, and a whole lot of heart. This isn't just a story about a girl with big dreams; it's a hilarious and heartwarming tale about friendship, love, and the messy, beautiful journey of figuring out who you're meant to be. ~FS💋 (Just a teenager struggling to make her dreams come true) 1 in fire and ice as at 1st January 2026 1 in Nigerian writer as at 1st January 2026
Being a Christian teen
When trouble and temptation come your way remember that he is always there to guide you in the right path/way.Kumpleto
How To Be The Best Third Wheel
How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize WinnerKumpleto
My Best Friends Sister
You know, they say that you can't pick who you love right? This story will probably sound like alot of obvious things that couldn't happen for real. But I'm telling you this is based on a true story and I'll keep it short; This story is about me (brad) and about the girl I never expected to fall in love with (sarah), my best friends younger sister...Kumpleto
Thoughts of a Juvenile
Words are sharper than knife they say. Yes it is true. Some perfectly moulded good words can both make and break a heart easily. A poem is a group of such perfectly moulded words given wings to fly. They fly through the mind and heart easily. A hobby is an activity we do to express ourselves, our beliefs and our thinking. For example through drawing, dancing, singing, etcetera. Writing a poem is one of such hobbies. Here words are used. These words and messages are far more twisted. A poem hits the mind, a good poem hits the heart. Thoughts Of A Juvenile is just a collection of my poems.I started writing poems when I was 8. I may not be a great writer. But yeah I write to express. There have been times for me like many other teenagers where I thought I was lost and helpless. There have been good times too. I'm standing on the edge of teenage now, telling you that you can survive this. You can survive everything. All you need is to find your strengths. There are sad nights and then there are mornings full of opportunities. Don't give up. I'm here and I'll always be here. Whenever you feel down just remind yourself "Be stupid". Go out in public and the eat the food you like alone, ask out your crush, flirt like there's no one watching, dance like a ghost has possessed your body, prank people, have a little chat with the nerds you know. Surviving is an art not many can master. Be a Master. There are mistakes in this book and I tried my best to correct them. But couldn't correct them all. I would really love to receive reviews and criticism. Vote if you like it. Comment your views. And follow for more poems. Add it to your reading list or library.Kumpleto
Ignite
17 year old Vanessa Torres-Young is on the run. She left her old life behind, vanishing without a trace. She is not Amber anymore. No. Not after what happened. All evidence has been erased. At her new school, she keeps to herself, mostly. Others don't think much of it. Matthias Windsor pays attention to her, though. One of the few friends that she actually has. He listens to what she has to say. Doesn't judge. He has a reputation for getting into fights and detention. But underneath the tough exterior is a surprisingly caring boy. Until her secrets threaten to spill out. All of them. And she's terrified. What will she do when she's caught? Nobody is supposed to know. Not even Matthias. Because once he finds out, once anybody discovers, her entire world will fall apart.Kumpleto
Thanks For All Your Help
Post Marlena's 1992 return to Salem. Marlena made the decision to give her marriage to Roman a try, but is struggling. John, putting his own pain aside, is frequently there to help her. Thank you to Ms. Goldie for the cover art and for inspiring me to revise and continue this story!
Face to Face
John and Marlena have their 1993 but it lasts for six months, before Marlena pleads with John to help her break it off. John leaves. Fast forward 5 years and the two bump into each other in Chicago, both attendees at the same wedding.
Cover by the love of my life, @kivalori Dawnclaw is the proud mother of five kits, and she loves them dearly. But with five needy kits to look after she doesn't have time to care for them all. It was a mistake. She never meant it to happen. She thought she was a good mother. But when her Sablekit is diagnosed with Reactive Attachment Disorder as a result of emotional neglect, Dawnclaw wants to break in two, knowing that, however unintended, she did this. Now, she must learn to trust her kit, And help him learn to trust her. But there is lilac hatred withering underneath, and when everything turns to dust.. Who will still breathe ?
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