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50 Ways to Love Your Lever: A Comprehensive Guide

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Parts 6
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Reads 54
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Parts 6
Time 9m

sister-of-the-moon

"Lever" pronounced "lee-ver"

Note: Paul Simon'd lever not to scale. Pictured much larger than actual lever.All Rights Reserved

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And He Still Didn't Fire Me

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