Confessions, Crummy Comedy & Creative Block

BASICALLY, as the title says. In other words: S.T.U.F.F. But it's the type of stuff I write down when I can't think of anything else to do. So I made this for you. In other words: utter mindless rubbish. It's not writing really, just my mind splattered on a web page. Enjoy if you want to.

In other words: don't mind this.