Tight Pants / Body Rolls -- The Novel
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Complete Tue, Aug 16, 2016<5 mins
Well, not really a novel. More of a short story, but you get the gist. I was just super bored, so I had fun with this. This isn't to be taken seriously at all, ok? Just a "haha XD" funny meme. Thanks.
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