Life is hard for English teacher Adam Owen. Stuck in the uneasy cleft between Paula and Sarah Goodbody sounds like the perfect place but it can get a bit hot! Couple this with the pathetic moronic behaviour of his best friend Dave Connely, the haughty arrogance of Nigel Tranter and the Stalin-like iron discipline of his Head Teacher Ms Pikestaff and life can get more than a little difficult. Follow Adam on his quest for love and the meaning of life through this farcical romp through the education system.