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The epic disaster of my Birth

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Parts 4
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  Did I told you?    Did I?    Did I? 
  
  Oh I didn't! 
  
  Lemme then.... 
  
  It's my birthday!  
  
  Yeah it is. It's 16th August, so it is.
  
   Don't act so surprised mothafucka! 
  
  I'm a human too, I also came outta a vagina, you're not the only lucky one. You... You bit**
  
  Now shut up and click on the read button.... 
  
 Shut up!




This is a story of well... my life. The struggles of jumping with uncontrollably aching boobs, hiding my umm... self pleasuring activities, interesting encounters with hormone riddled boys, having crush on both sexes and other cluster fuck called a teenage girls life...All Rights Reserved

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