What Happened In Aisle Three
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chokingcrayons
Ongoing, First published Sep 08, 2013
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She looked between us, thin eyebrows raised. "So? Am I the only one who's going to acknowledge the sitcom quality of this?"  

He laughed nervously, scratching the back of his neck. "Excuse her, my sister thinks life's true meaning is to be a smart ass."  

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Twenty-year-old Meghan Rowlly doesn't expect much excitement with her lucky Meijer job. She stacks cereal boxes, makes sure labels face the right way, and does the occasional toddler barf cleanup—and that's on a good day.  So imagine her surprise when she's trapped in the store on one of the worst snow storms of the year.  With an admittedly sexy stranger and his know-it-all, half-pint sister who seems to hate everything in sight, Meghan's in for one hell of a ride—one that is so not worth minimum wage.
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Book 3✔️ Sugary Goodness

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"Now, Gary. I understand that you're twenty-four. But I need you to train in restraining your sexual desire, you're not a horny teenager. So, we will not be leaving this restaurant for another half an hour. Then you're going to go to my place where I will exhaust you until you climax over and over again." She told me as she drinks her coffee slowly and started rubbing my upper thigh again. "Drink your coffee baby, you will need your strength." I smiled at her as she smiled back knowingly. "Say thank you, mistress." She whispered in my ear, making me groan, as I instantly got hard again. ***** When Gary worked for Adriana it was for the experience, and for the amount of money that they offer for an easy administration job. He was a boxer by night, it was his hobby, his real passion in life. Then the time came when he needed more money because of his brother, who was doing bets on the side for his boxing match. Gary's name was on the line because he refused to fix the game. He already drained his account, but he was not coming up with enough money. Until he finally came to Adriana and took on her offer to be a sugar baby. ***** Megan is a very well-known businesswoman. She was raised the hard way, where she didn't have the luxury of money. Now that she's a billionaire in the making, she doesn't have the time to date. But she likes to play, and she was bored being hassled by men for her money until she found Adriana. Her company was a time saver for Megan. She offered exclusivity to all the gorgeous men that she could choose from. Until one fateful day when Gary showed up instead of her usual companion. From him, she learned the true meaning of living. Will, she finally settled down with him? Will he ever be comfortable around her wealth? Let's dive in and find out, shall we? ******** *Warning! R-Rated for 18+ due to strong, explicit language and sexual content*

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