What Happened In Aisle Three
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chokingcrayons
Ongoing, First published Sep 08, 2013
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She looked between us, thin eyebrows raised. "So? Am I the only one who's going to acknowledge the sitcom quality of this?"  

He laughed nervously, scratching the back of his neck. "Excuse her, my sister thinks life's true meaning is to be a smart ass."  

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Twenty-year-old Meghan Rowlly doesn't expect much excitement with her lucky Meijer job. She stacks cereal boxes, makes sure labels face the right way, and does the occasional toddler barf cleanup—and that's on a good day.  So imagine her surprise when she's trapped in the store on one of the worst snow storms of the year.  With an admittedly sexy stranger and his know-it-all, half-pint sister who seems to hate everything in sight, Meghan's in for one hell of a ride—one that is so not worth minimum wage.
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