When you need advice on something, why ask an expert when you can come here and ask me!
This is, as the title describes, an advice hotline where I attempt to answer your questions about anything and everything, while I refer to my past successes and embarrassments.
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* MATURE CONTENT WARNING*
If your already reading this then your in the right place. Now stop wasting your time here and start reading for a fun ride of laughs! Coughs! & hiccups!