The end of your sanity
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This is a list of all the bad pun me and my friends make if you do not like cringy jokes dark humor or any of the sorts than you shouldnt be on the internet let alone here other wise good luck
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My cringey drafts
Just full of crappy stuff I wrote when I was younger so y'all have something to bully me for (only jokingly, please)
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