The Randomness of the Squad
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Last published Thu, May 3, 2018
All the crazy, whacky stuff we discuss. From book ideas that went horribly wrong, to announcements that (to us) are utterly hilarious.
Squaddies, beware. You are about to see a whole other side to what we can write. Also, does anyone have a large, blunt rock? I need to knock myself out. ~C
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𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘋𝘪𝘢𝘻 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦. 𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭, 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘥𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘴, 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳. 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯? 𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘪𝘵... 𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝙁𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙈𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙣Complete
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selfie || calum hood
caution: just letting you know, I wrote this years ago, so some things may not add up. I won't change them because most of you understand what I'm trying to say. please ignore any spelling/grammatical errors. enjoy reading! 'listen here red, we're gonna send each other a selfie a day, with a caption.' 'i don't know you.' 'yeah, i don't know you either, but that's how we'll get to know each other.' 'why me?' 'you seem interesting.' 'promise you're not weird?' 'promise. i'm the guy with the black hair and squishy face.' 'alright, i'll do it.' 'great. selfies start tomorrow. rules are: we can't know each others names or where each other live. can't wait to get started. (;'Complete
Random Oneshots
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𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 - 𝐀 𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘
𝐁𝐖𝐖𝐌 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐖𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥, 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡. 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐝, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐝𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧. 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐮 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧!!
Forever Loved
"𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒎𝒆 " 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒌𝒔 " 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒐𝒚 " 𝒊 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒌 " 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒆𝒈𝒔 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 " 𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒖𝒑 𝒎𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉 . 𝙕𝙊𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝙄𝙀𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑙 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑑𝑜 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑠ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 ． 𝐴 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑒 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑑 ， 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡． 𝑊𝐻𝐸𝑅𝐸 𝑊𝐼𝐿𝐿 𝑆𝐻𝐸 𝐺𝑂？ 𝑍𝐴𝑀𝐼𝑅𝐸 𝑲𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒔 (𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒃𝒐𝒚 ) 𝒐𝒉 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒆 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆? 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒖𝒑 ? 𝑺𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕 . Fast Pace 😁 Tʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ʀᴀᴘᴇ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ AʙᴜsᴇComplete
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"𝐼𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑜𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑜𝑛, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒." 𝑀𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑠𝑜 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑒. ☼ ☼ ☼ 𝖱𝗂𝗅𝖾𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖺 𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾. 𝖲𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗌𝗈 𝗌𝗂𝗆𝗉𝗅𝖾. 𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖯𝗁𝖾𝗈𝗇𝗂𝗑 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗍𝗓𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾, 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗇'𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖺𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝖾𝖺𝗋. 𝖧𝗈𝗐 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖻𝖾 𝗌𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝖿𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋? ☼ ☼ ☼ Just a bit of a disclaimer!! This book does reference suicidal thoughts and there are depictions if self harm! I am in the process of adding disclaimers to the proper chapters so if you are easily triggered by things, please check back in in a couple of days so that you are made well aware of any chapters that containComplete
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