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This Is An Ancient Artifact Like My Life *rant book*

jishwasfrozentacos

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Reads 25
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Parts 4
Time <5 mins

jishwasfrozentacos

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See, the only reason you're here is for the pickle jar Betty White stole.

And I'm only here because I wrote this book and can't escape.

So let us both eat frozen tacos and hot lemonade in Chipotle Swamps because life as we know it is in Pluto somewhere.

SURVIVE THE VIVE OF THRIVE!!!!All Rights Reserved

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New beginnings (Percy Jackson abuse story) by murphy26

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