Ugly and Proud
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Let's just get this straight. I'm not smart. And I'm not pretty. I'm sure you've read a lot of books where the main character is like, "wow, I'm so ugly but my eyes sparkle like emeralds and my hair shimmers in the moolight." Hate to break it to you but that's not me. You want an attractive main character? Find a different book.
WARNING this book is not to be taken seriously. In fact I only recommend it to potatoes that can take a joke. A bad one at that. This is rated PG for language.
Also don't try to copy I'll find you. A therapist. Why on earth would you want this trash.
A/N I made the cover page myself do you like it? *Twirls around*
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