Basic Information
Name- Jimmy Jack Fuck
D.O.B- June 9, 1969
Age- 47
Gender- Male
Hometown- The Black Sea
Billed Height- 6'2
Billed Weight- 269 lbs
Current Theme Song- Drunken Sailor x Great Big Sea
Signature Moves- Thrust kick to the chest, missile dropkick, hangman's neckbreaker
Finishing Moves- Flying Ass, Walk The Plank (Michinoku Driver)
Backstory
As a child, Jimmy was known as Benjamin Meating. He lived a pretty normal life, until August 22, 1995. While on a boating trip with his brother Jesse, their watercraft was ambushed by a large group of swashbucklers. Jesse was thrown overboard and sadly, he drowned, but Benjamin survived. He was taken aboard the ship and mercilessly tortured by the mentally ill pirates, until finally he succumbed to the pain and told them about the Golden Izzy Statue and its' location. If they were done with Benjamin, they would have to kill him, but he would then hold valuable knowledge about the workings of the statue's divine powers and the pirates would be screwed. If they let him go, he would tell of his happenings and put the pirates' operations in peril. So, they decided to allow Polly the Parrot to peck his beak up Ben's nose, successfully inducing the lobotomy. He was taught how to be one of the most vicious pirates in the world, naming himself Jimmy Jack Fuck, but during his lobotomy, his cerebral cortex was damaged and that left Jimmy with one weakness - pussy. Jimmy became a sex addict, and could never get enough pussy. When battling other ships, Jimmy would be on the Portside fucking the nearest harlot aboard the enemy vessel. Eventually, his shipmates grew tired of his shit and kicked him from the boat. After swimming for days, he arrived on the shores of the city of Halifax. In order to fulfill his combative desires, he invaded the nearest Spartan Combat he could - Cable Crusher Wrestling.
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