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The REAL Dream Team.

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Parts 18
Time 51m

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Everyone knows about Karan Johar's latest ploy to get out of bankruptcy - hire a bunch of youngster actors, take them across America where they dance and kiss each other's necks, and charge a ridiculous price so he can afford more selfie sticks for his pouty instagram pictures. 

You have a twerking nine-year-old, a very short boy who's trying incredibly hard to hide his (lack of) height, a girl obsessed with losing weight, a woman who is awkwardly older than everyone else, a confused handsome man who is caught in a fake relationship, a self-absorbed rapper who refers to himself in third person, and a guy no one cares about. And the king of this train wreck, the ONE AND ONLY KARAN JOHAR.

But between the kissing up and fake cute group selfies, everything is not what it seems. Join Meenal as she tells you what's REALLY happening with the Dream Team. ;)

Disclaimer: This story contains twerking by little girls who think they're hot but are sadly mistaken. It is also written by a PMS-ing teenage girl who likes throwing shade. 

~NO HATE. Okay maybe a little. This story is purely humor, please do not get offended, as I will be making fun of EVERYONE, regardless of who I like. If you are easily hurt, then kindly do not read. :) I will not tolerate any bs. Thank you and enjoy!~All Rights Reserved

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HER (COMPLETED) by tyiasha123

"Can you just take me home please?" I asked again. I put the drink down folding my arms over my chest. "I don't want to." He said grabbing me sitting on the couch. "I wanna get to know you some more" he pulled my feet on his lap unstrapping my shoes. "What you wanna know King" I said with a attitude. "Everything." He said continuing to rub my feet. The conversation started slow, about the kids and about my job, next thing I knew I began telling him everything and when I say everything, even my traumas as a child. He was telling me so many stories about his childhood and his family, especially his relationship with Man. I could tell that he really loved him, probably even more than he loved his self. We were talking for about 3 hours now and I was really starting to like him. I was laughing about a story of him and Man getting whooped when they were 10 for fighting some kids in their neighborhood. I couldn't stop laughing and he just kept staring at me smiling. "You know you beautiful right?" He said steering the energy in the room to something different. "Thank you King" I said looking at him smiling. "Come closer" he said pulling me closer to him. He grabbed my hand kissing it once...twice .... three times before making his way up the side of my neck. Next thing I know I felt sloppy kisses all on my neck. I grabbed his head gently savoring the feeling he was giving me. What was he doing to me...........! India is just trying to do her best. She has 3 kids to take care of, which of whom are not her own. She's only 19 and just needs a day, that's all. She meets someone, he's dangerous and not a a complete night in shining armor. Watch her as she journeys into adulthood. Sequel Coming Soon

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SCANDALS-> GOSSIP -> REPUTATION DAMAGED -> GAME OVER When has our cinema stars never got caught in Scandals ? chumma Road le nadanthu ponna kude athuku oru YouTube video create panni, likes, shares and revenue vangarathuku oru silla jenmam tiriyum. First Anirudh....aprom anthe list le Naveen...ippo latest ah matikithathu Rasika Yashwant Dileepkumar. Inthe Scandal um namma Anirudh Saritha jodi mathiri happy ending le mudiyuma ? Oru sidele Rasika scandal le matikitana, innoru sidele Arushi um problem le matikita, Iva problem eh solve panna ava akka ponnu Preethi kitte help kekka, Preethi and Arushi has to solve the issue. Issue yennanu teriyunuma ? Ippo sollamatene 🤭🤭 Arvind on the other hand feels overwhelmed. His sister now has her own family with Raghav not to mention the newly found real parents and sister. Will his sister leave his brothers and him alone now that she has her own blood sister and cousin? This past year, life has thought Vasundhara a great deal. The spoiled young lady from a prominent family faced her own demons and challenges as she works in an environment which is fairly new to her. Out of the cocooned of her grandfather's fame and her father's name, she struggled to earn her own name in a different field. The foolishness and the pettiness gradually went down but will it help when it comes to prove her love to the one man she ever truly loved ? ***********

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"W-what why are you looking at me like this"I said asking him when I felt him staring at me from so long " You know you are looking much more ugly today than you ever looked"I said teasingly knowing she will would annoyed "Youuu i will chope you off you little piece of shit" I said getting annoyed by him "Oh, so i am a little piece of shit, well then just let me tell you that what this little piece of shit can do"I said slowly getting close to her and holding her waist, pulling her close to me "Fuck off"I said pushing him and rolling my eyes knowing he is teasing me " Hahahaaa"while laughing at her I walked out Anika X Advik •enemies to lovers •forced marriage •he fell first and harder "WTH- are you doing in my cabin" she said looking at him sitting in her cabin leaning over her chair "I know you have probably seen our viral pics which are fake, so i am here just to sort that out" I said replying her "Yes,I saw that and just think about it-"him cutting her said that " MARRY ME" he said making her shock and making her looking at him by making her eyes narrow "Do you even know what the fuck you are talking about" "I know that you are a bit shocked by hearing it but it will just be a contract marriage and nothing else. For our parents it will be a normal marriage but for us it will be a contract marriage as I am not at all intrested in you so just accept it. It will also be great for our business"he said all this in one breathe Her after thinking for a while said "Ok I will marry you and get this in your mind that neither I am intrested in you" Yuvika X Vivaan •Contract marriage •Rival companies •He fell first but she fell harder Two Bestfriends Two Brother's what will happen when they met.Will any unexpected turn will come to their life and change it forever!?.

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[Completed] #1 in Romance (05-Jan-21) #1 in India (25-Apr-22) #5 in Humor (25-Mar-21) ❝For the world, it was a love marriage. But for them it was neither love nor arranged.❞ * "Darling!" I barged into his room while he was busy in a conference. He quickly hung the call and turned to me. "What are you doing here?" "I live here too." "What are you wearing? Care to explain?" Black negligee! "To... make this night special. What do you say?" I moved close to him and slid my arms around his neck. His ears gained colour and he gulped hard. "Then, let's go by your plan!" Picking me off my feet, he carried me to my room and threw me on bed. His orbs were dark, filled with desire. He hovered over me and covered me tightly with comforter. "Bye bye..." He said and ran out. What the hell just happened? Why didn't the seduction card play on him? * A romantic-comedy story of Ayaan and Divya. They've known each other from childhood; but as childhood enemies, bickering foes. One is happy-get-going while the other is serious and moody. Ever heard a story of a euphoric guy and a moody girl? Ayaan Chauhan is the CEO of one of the biggest conglomerate of India, A&C, while serious minded Divya Gupta is a CA in same. In school she was the beauty with brains while he was the handsome hunk who always scored an egg. But when he returns after nine years, the tables turned. They both never leave a chance to curse each other. When the egg and his pig are tied into a marriage due to a misunderstanding 一Will they both accept each other as partners or will just continue their childish fights? And, will love bloom between them? Get on to read their story and follow their love! *** Note: You're going on a ride filled with laughter, kisses & cuddles. Book is written in English, so non-Hindi readers can read it without any worry. Caution: You may fall in love with Ayaan through the story! 【150,000 - 200,000 words】 © 2020-21 Meteor Knight All Rights Reserved.