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A Badass's Guide to the Unexplained

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funny horror humor mystery

Hi Journal. 
I'm currently writing this from a bathroom stall in my middle school. 
Yeah. I know. Gross right?
Oh wait... You can't respond can you? 
It was rhetorical anyway. 
Well Journal, I'm bored and skipping science class. I'll write in ya later. 
Bye Journal. 
-Britt(a total badass)All Rights Reserved

funny horror humor mystery

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