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You're A Joke.

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Parts 17
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"Aw, little Wren bear, what's wrong?"

 Jesse snickered, he had played her. She thought he cared. That's what he said. 

He. Lied. To. Her.

Wren Martins thought she had found the perfect guy in Luke Dunn. He was nice, charming and all round sweetheart.

Turns out Luke Dunn was actually her bully and life long enemy Jesse Steinfield. He played her. And people like Wren Martins don't get played.

She was about to prove to him and everyone else, that she...

Was Not...

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