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My Harem Book
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Ongoing, First published Aug 20, 2016
Why tf do yall look at this shitty book? 
I don't own anything, all rights reserved to the creators 

This is a joke book with my cousin, most pages only have like one word or maybe you get lucky and get two words wow, I know, the pinnacle of writing.

The cover is not mine in a million years, don't kill me, thanks 

Also it's super embarrassing that you guys have seen a lot of this and read through and was disappointed that all it really said was a few words, sorry
I'll start writing better chapters than "Ooga Booga Mine"
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