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My Harem Book

perverted__fangirl

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Reads 28,788
Votes 78
Parts 123
Time <5 mins

perverted__fangirl

Why tf do yall look at this shitty book? 
I don't own anything, all rights reserved to the creators 

This is a joke book with my cousin, most pages only have like one word or maybe you get lucky and get two words wow, I know, the pinnacle of writing.

The cover is not mine in a million years, don't kill me, thanks 

Also it's super embarrassing that you guys have seen a lot of this and read through and was disappointed that all it really said was a few words, sorry
I'll start writing better chapters than "Ooga Booga Mine"All Rights Reserved

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"Oh hello Y/N." Anti smiled as he stared at you through the computer screen. "H-how do you know my name?" You stuttered in response. "Oh, Jack didn't tell you?" Anti asked tilting his head. "Tell me what?" You asked. "Jack tells me everything about you." Anti smiled. "Call me Anti. Antisepticeye." !WARNING, CRINGE AHEAD! Dudes this book SUCKS. Why do people even still read this lmao

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Your Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts/Others Experience by Whyareall

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