The World's Funniest Shit
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Last published Thu, May 29, 2014
Jokes, comebacks, insults, quotes, yo mama's, and other meaningless funny shit. I try to find some you haven't heard before because that's just lame if you've heard the same thing again and again. MUST READ if you don't I can't do anything but still. Fear me.
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