there was a dude, his name was joe, he was a dad, a chick liked him, he went to go get food, they went to a carnival, they ate a hotdog, she got some cotton candy, he had blue hair, she are the smurfs, I like pie, he like pie, she like pie, everybody like pie, pizza pizza, stuffed unicorn, filled with pepperoni and cheese and marinara sauce, totally legitameny in pizza making, I like cock, it tastes good when you put kickin Cajun on it, and you bake it in the oven on 375 for 20inites then you eats it, eats it all up cuz after its cooked, it is food
[WINNER OF BEST HISTORICAL FICTION STORY IN THE FICTION AWARDS]
There is a story that has been whispered into ear after ear across many countries. It's a sad but hopeful story, the story of The Lost Princess of Scotland.
You should know that the story I am about to tell you is true. The horrific events within said story are real, however I should inform you that some details have been altered and exaggerated over the passing years so believe as much as you wish...
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Seventeen years after the tragic attack on the Scottish Kingdom, Rosalie is leading a simple life with her Aunt and Uncle in England. Their lives are soon turned upside down when an unwelcome visitor calls upon their cottage. Running for her life Rose stumbles upon the help of Georgiana, Princess of England. Introduced to a whole new way of life, Rose finds herself falling for Georgiana's older brother, Alexander. Lust and power are a dangerous combination and Rose soon finds herself caught in the middle of a treacherous plot.
The Kingdom may not be the safest place to stay after all.
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