Zombie Repellent
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Last published Wed, Aug 24, 2016
How was Fin Jordan supposed to know that his world was about to become a horrific version of a walking cliche. Terrified of becoming an even more sarcastic version of himself in zombie form Fin has to go for a dangerous hunt in search of a baby doll that could bring the cure and save all human kind!
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