Memoirs of a Failed Choir

Hello. My name is Eduard von Bock and I am the conductor/lead tenor of this hellish- I MEAN WONDERFUL choir. Inside of this book are logs from various practices and events that affect the choir. You will find that despite our size, we still can sound beautiful... oh, who am I kidding? Less than a third of us can tell the difference between a minor and major chord, and our practices consist more of browsing Tumblr than actually singing. Still, it's a fun group and I couldn't ask for anything better. Because I don't want to end up with a group that's even worse. Okay, you know what? Screw it. Just read the story, okay? Okay.