- Reads 1,005
- Votes 140
- Parts 15
- Time 16m
Ongoing, First published Aug 21, 2016
"Hello, this is-"
"I'm gonna kill myself."
"I-er...what?"
"Did you not hear me the first time? I said I'm gonna kill myself."
"N-no! Don't do that...think of everyone that would miss you!"
"Ha, yeah right. The only thing that would miss me is my cat. And that's only because I giver her food."
"Let me guess. She's too much of a pussy to help you?"
"..."
"...bad joke? Okay I'm sorry-"
"Oh my god that was the single funniest thing I heard in a while"
"So I take it the other funny things went on dates?"
"..."
"HAHAHA OH MY GOD WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!"
"...Ma'am you called the animal shelter."
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One suicidal girl. One bad boy. One phone call. And one animal shelter.
What could possibly go wrong?
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A bit cringey not that I look back at it, but I'm gonna try editing lolAll Rights ReservedTable of contents
- CASTMon, Jan 16, 2017
- ONE: Who even are you?Mon, Jan 16, 2017
- TWO: I'm your wife, silly.Sat, Jan 21, 2017
- THREE: Well someone's PMSing...Sat, Jan 21, 2017
- FOUR: There's a lovely thing called Caller IDSun, Jan 22, 2017
- FIVE: Oh, I just killed someone.Mon, Jan 23, 2017
- SIX: That person would be a miracle workerMon, Jan 23, 2017
- SEVEN: YOU PINKY PROMISED ME!Tue, Jan 24, 2017
- EIGHT: So...you're a shortie.Mon, Jan 30, 2017
- NINE: You loooooove herSat, Feb 11, 2017
- TEN: Oh I know what's going onTue, Feb 14, 2017
- TAGGEDSat, Apr 29, 2017
- ELEVEN: You jealous?Sat, Jul 15, 2017
- TWELVE: Really, Carter?Thu, Jul 20, 2017
- IMPORTANT A/NSat, Jun 2, 2018
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