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Horseman

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Reads 205
Votes 7
Parts 3
Time 15m

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Back in the 90's, Bojack Horseman was in a very famous TV show. Ever since his reign on the television throne ended after Horsin' Around, he has been carried in life by his residual yet fleeting fortune, glory, and an un-able void in his ... stomach. Did you really think I would have put heart? Really? 

Plot twist. After Secretariat swept the nation by storm, he actually won an Oscar. Wow. Who would have thought, right? We all know you were rooting for him. Okay, maybe not. But life's complete now, right? Isn't it? ... hello? Is anyone listening?

THIS WORK MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS. This fan fiction takes place using elements that have occurred in previous and current seasons of Bojack Horseman. By reading this fan fiction, you may be exposed to spoilers if you have not watched all seasons yet. Proceed with caution.

THIS IS A WORK OF FAN FICTION. This is a derivative fan work written for non-commercial personal use and enjoyment. I do not own Bojack Horseman, nor am I a licensee of any materials from the creators of Bojack Horseman. Any copyrighted materials used herein are used in accordance to fair use.

With that said, please support the creators of Bojack Horseman. Ante up for a Netflix subscription and go watch every episode because it's fantastic. Thank you.(CC) Attrib. NonComm. ShareAlike

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