Oh Fuck // Phan
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Last published Sat, Mar 16, 2019
Phil : Big or little?
Dan : Little
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Dan : wait, average
Phil : ???
Dan : okay yeah average
Phil : How can you be an average spoon?? Do you do both or???
Dan : oh fuCK
Dan : i though you meant something else
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